Drunk-Fu (formerly Kuja)

Have you ever wondered how drunk people fight in Kajaani, Finland? Well I have, you certainly have, and it’s time to end our curiosity. Kuja is a drunk fight simulator that accurately answers our question with loads of comical inaccuracy.

In Kuja things are a simple, at a neanderthal level. You have your drunk brawler, four directional keys for movement and two more that are used to throw your fists around with the goal of knocking out as many aggressive drunks as possible.

Kuja uses ragdoll physics and all the fighters look like boneless thugs who manage to stand up thanks to the wonders of inertia. They wobble, stumble, trip and throwing a punch really sets your guy off-balance and all of that is hysterical. How everything looks while playing is hard to describe so it’s best you just stop here, download the demo and give it a run.

The game is fun on all fronts because it offers solo play, as well as versus and co-op modes. This means you can have a good laugh alone or with a buddy who finds drunk fighting just as amusing as you do.

When it comes to gameplay mechanics, again, there’s no fun in describing them but I will mention that you can fight in a downtown-like environment or in a prison and bottles, chairs, extinguishers and more can be used as weapons. On top of that, the more you fight, the more experience you get and with it, new clothing accessories are unlocked. If you’re going out to find some trouble, you might as well be dress for the occasion.

To wrap it up, for the third and final time, download Kuja, play Kuja. It’s totally ridiculous in a fun way. Sure, controls will be a bit wonky at times but that only makes it more entertaining.