Swim the Fly, Book 1Three adolescent boys with a single goal: see a reallive naked girl. The result? Razor-sharp, rapid-fi re, and raunchy, of course. And beyond hilarious. Fifteen-year-old Matt Gratton and his two best friends, Coop and Sean, always set themselves a summertime goal. This year's? To see a real-live naked girl for the first time — quite a challenge, given that none of the guys has the nerve to even ask a girl out on a date. But catching a girl in the buff starts to look easy compared to Matt's other summertime aspiration: to swim the 100-yard butterfly (the hardest stroke known to God or man) as a way to impress Kelly West, the sizzling new star of the swim team. In the spirit of Hollywood’s blockbuster comedies, screenwriter-turned-YA- |
Contents
Section 1 | 7 |
Section 2 | 20 |
Section 3 | 26 |
Section 4 | 39 |
Section 5 | 47 |
Section 6 | 58 |
Section 7 | 66 |
Section 8 | 70 |
Section 18 | 184 |
Section 19 | 197 |
Section 20 | 203 |
Section 21 | 207 |
Section 22 | 237 |
Section 23 | 254 |
Section 24 | 262 |
Section 25 | 264 |
Section 9 | 80 |
Section 10 | 86 |
Section 11 | 90 |
Section 12 | 103 |
Section 13 | 112 |
Section 14 | 122 |
Section 15 | 154 |
Section 16 | 162 |
Section 17 | 180 |
Section 26 | 281 |
Section 27 | 286 |
Section 28 | 295 |
Section 29 | 305 |
Section 30 | 325 |
Section 31 | 334 |
Section 32 | 341 |
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