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 作者  oopsmamamia (有練過的叔叔)                                  看板  joke 
 標題  Re: [寓言] 小故事大道理，賣油翁                                        
 時間  Sun Feb 17 22:40:54 2013                                               
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陳堯咨，年方二一，脾氣暴躁，好喜爭鬥，橫行霸道
惟天生神力，武藝無雙，更擅長射箭

當時世上沒有人能和他相比，他也憑著這一點自誇。

曾經他曾在自家的園圃裡射箭，有個賣油的老翁放下挑著的擔子，站在一旁
老翁見到陳堯咨射出的箭十支能中八九支，他也只是微微點頭讚許。

陳堯咨鄙視問他：「你也會射箭嗎？」

老翁說：「沒有什麼神奇，只不過是熟能生巧罷了。」

老翁拿起一個葫蘆放在地上，用銅錢覆蓋在葫蘆的口上，
全神貫注慢慢地用杓子把油倒進葫蘆裡，



陳堯咨：「嘩！」



油灑了一地。



陳堯咨：「啊不是很厲害?」

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→ marysama:                ^嘩                                    02/17 22:48
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推 WatPoint:這篇也不錯XDDDDD                                       02/17 22:59
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推 ccc159:笑了XD                                                   02/17 23:50
→ ccc159: 我止不住笑XDDD都你啦 嘩什麼嘩                           02/17 23:51
推 ziyo:XDDDDDDD                                                   02/18 00:01
推 fggdog:賣油翁表示:                                              02/18 00:07
推 berlinlinUZI:為什麼從系列頭看到這 這個笑最大聲啦XD              02/18 00:08
推 Tattood:啊 不是很好笑XDDDDDDDD                                  02/18 00:10
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推 tanaka0826:這不錯XD                                             02/18 00:19
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推 XDDDDDDDDD:啊不是很厲害?XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD               02/18 03:05
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