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356 pages, Kindle Edition
First published May 16, 2017
In less than twenty minutes, my perfect match had irrevocably propelled himself to the top of my worst-date list.
Maybe this wasn’t crazy. Maybe this was the next logical step in our evolution. If you can’t find companionship with another person, why not find it with a compassion robot?Marie and Matt become unlikely friends. But my god. You feel it between them. Right under the surface. Something else is there. Something far beyond friendship. I love how they went from enemies, to friends, to more. It was everything.
“If you’re going to send a woman a dick pic, at least send something worth seeing. Not a gherkin dwarfed by hairy potatoes.”
*4.5 stars*
I feel like I'm cheating on Sandra and Alex (from Love Hacked), but really, Marie and Matt are too adorable for words.
I loved it.
"Life is a struggle for relevancy."
“Your brain gives me lado-boners. I’ve been walking around with a serious case of blue bean for months.”
“Nothing you say is going to make me stop loving you.”
“What if I told you I was a Slytherin?”
“I would still love you.”
My love is worth a lot. A. Lot. Because I know I’m awesome.”“
“They also rely heavily on repeated parallel matrix calculations.”
“Get out!” I said. “That’s awesome.”
He nodded. “I know.”
He then touched my nose lightly with his index finger.
“You are super cute when you pretend you know what I’m talking about.”
Turning away from me, both of his hands now in his pockets, he said,
“Congratulations,” more a growl than a word.
“For what?” I called after him. Pausing outside the door next to Fiona and Greg’s and withdrawing his keys, he said unhappily,
“For being unpredictable.”
"Marie, you are the sine to my cosine."
“Marie, you are the sine to my cosine.”
My eyelashes fluttered and so did my heart, but I managed to tease, “Are you saying we’ll never be on the same wavelength?”
“You should have someone who adores you. Who is worthy of you, Marie.” His mouth firmed into a determined tight line. “Never settle for less.”
“You—being with you—was the first time I wanted real life over a virtual existence. You distracted me. I’d never been distracted before.”