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[Post Game Thread] The Golden State Warriors (1-0) steal home court and defeat the Houston Rockets (0-1), 119-106.

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119 - 106
Box Scores: NBA & Yahoo
 
GAME SUMMARY
Teams Q1 Q2 Q3 Q4 TOT
Golden State Warriors 29 27 31 32 119
Houston Rockets 30 26 24 26 106
 
TEAM STATS
Teams PTS FG % 3P % FT % REB AST TO PF
Golden State Warriors 119 42-80 (52.5%) 13-33 (39.4%) 22-25 (88.0%) 37 24 9 17
Houston Rockets 106 39-85 (45.9%) 13-37 (35.1%) 15-21 (71.4%) 42 18 13 23
 
TOP PERFORMERS
Golden State GmSc Statline Houston GmSc Statline
35 Kevin Durant 24.2 37 PTS, 3 REB, 1 AST 13 James Harden 30.9 41 PTS, 7 AST, 4 REB
 
INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS
GOLDEN STATE MIN FGM-A 3PM-A FTM-A ORB DRB REB AST STL BLK TO PF +/- PTS
35 Kevin Durant 40 14-27 3-6 6-6 0 3 3 1 0 1 1 2 +11 37
9 Andre Iguodala 27 2-3 0-1 7-8 0 4 4 1 2 0 2 4 0 11
23 Draymond Green 36 1-5 0-1 3-4 0 9 9 9 2 2 3 3 +19 5
11 Klay Thompson 42 9-18 6-15 4-4 1 3 4 2 2 0 1 2 +13 28
30 Stephen Curry 35 8-15 1-5 1-2 1 5 6 8 2 1 1 5 +5 18
5 Kevon Looney 24 1-1 0-0 0-0 1 3 4 1 1 0 1 0 +6 2
6 Nick Young 15 3-5 3-5 0-0 0 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 +4 9
34 Shaun Livingston 13 3-5 0-0 1-1 0 5 5 0 0 0 0 0 +3 7
3 David West 3 1-1 0-0 0-0 0 1 1 2 0 0 0 1 +4 2
2 Jordan Bell - - - - - - - - - - - - -
4 Quinn Cook - - - - - - - - - - - - -
1 JaVale McGee - - - - - - - - - - - - -
27 Zaza Pachulia - - - - - - - - - - - - -
15 Damian Jones - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Patrick McCaw -
HOUSTON MIN FGM-A 3PM-A FTM-A ORB DRB REB AST STL BLK TO PF +/- PTS
4 P.J. Tucker 34 0-3 0-2 1-3 1 4 5 2 1 1 1 3 -8 1
1 Trevor Ariza 23 3-8 1-5 1-1 0 2 2 0 1 0 1 5 -5 8
15 Clint Capela 29 6-7 0-0 0-0 1 5 6 3 1 2 0 0 -3 12
3 Chris Paul 38 8-17 2-7 5-7 2 9 11 3 1 0 1 4 -7 23
13 James Harden 35 14-24 5-9 8-10 1 3 4 7 1 0 4 4 -7 41
10 Eric Gordon 33 6-13 3-7 0-0 0 5 5 3 0 0 4 1 -10 15
12 Luc Richard Mbah a Moute 17 0-6 0-2 0-0 1 3 4 0 0 0 1 0 -14 0
14 Gerald Green 16 2-5 2-4 0-0 1 2 3 0 0 0 1 4 -9 6
42 Nene Hilario 5 0-1 0-0 0-0 0 1 1 0 0 0 0 1 +1 0
33 Ryan Anderson 5 0-1 0-1 0-0 0 1 1 0 0 0 0 1 -3 0
28 Tarik Black - - - - - - - - - - - - -
5 Aaron Jackson - - - - - - - - - - - - -
7 Joe Johnson - - - - - - - - - - - - -
21 Chinanu Onuaku - - - - - - - - - - - - -
9 Zhou Qi - - - - - - - - - - - - -
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The rest of the NBA played themselves

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They're gonna beat us all. Quick, rebuild! Rebuild for the future!

just build lol

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Warriors league and they’re all living in it

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That one woman really needs to understand how crowd chants work

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"Let's go Rockets!" "LASSS GO RAKEETTTS" "Let's go Rockets!" "LAKDUWIKEB RACKEETSSSS"

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Drunk lady: DEFENSE, DEFENSE KD hits a three Drunk lady: DEFEN...Aww

She's louder than the commentators what the fuck.

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I think she's trying to stand out instead of fit in.

Ughh.. stop that - lejron bames

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She chants loudly after the crowd does lmao why

You see to her shes actually chanting before the crowd, shes a maestro you might say. Without her leadership the place would be crickets. She truly is the hero we do not deserve.

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Just one game, but how demoralizing would it be for the entire league if the Warriors sweep?

I think Portland would welcome it

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If we get swept I think I'm done watching basketball for a while

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Eric Gordon went 6-13, yet it felt like he went 2-20.

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Completely agree. Need an explanation why it felt like that.

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Probably because he was awful the whole first half. I dunno if he made a shot until the third.

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u/thorhyphenaxe avatar

Celtics and Cavs should just play a friendly 3 more games, then combine forces and pick a best 15 roster with Brad as the coach so we have something mildly entertaining to watch in June

So Celtics plus Lebron.

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With Brad as the coach, Love would probably become useful again.

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Wasn't this whole sub just in love with him like 3 days ago.

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u/Prodigy195 avatar

I'd still take Golden State in 7

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what if everyone was healthy?

The Celtaliers trot out a lineup of Horford, Hayward, Irving, Love, and LeBron.

Yea no, im taking the Warriors in 7 as well.

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u/OrangeKookie avatar

All that for a drop of blood

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Mr. D'antoni, I don't feel so good....

u/Dongsquad420BlazeIt avatar

This is where MDA failed. Half the defense and twice the offense is not balanced.

The Warriors are perfectly balanced. As all things should be.

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Durant - Thanos

Klay - Squidward

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It's simple calculus

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Perfectly balanced, as all wins should be.

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This really was demoralizing to watch. Harden tried so hard and played so well but it wasn’t nearly good enough.

RIP Chester Bennington

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I laughed, then I cried. Have an upvote. Also, check out Shinoda's new stuff.

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Are you saying he tried so hard? Maybe even got so far? But in the end it didn't even matter?

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I hope they remember you

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u/klawhileonard avatar

14,000,605 possible futures and the Rockets lose them all

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u/KevinMcCallister avatar

sometimes i look at mike d'antoni and swear i see a mustache

then look again and he definitely doesn't have a mustache

or does he? i don't know what to believe anymore

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stanley hudson ?

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u/InsaneZang avatar

Every team are the Raptors when the Warriors are in town

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Breaks my heart. Makes me laugh. Bravo.

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u/KingSol24 avatar

Chuck just said "Man, your big ol head tastes good" pause

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u/J0nnyGreenGiant avatar

“ I get paid handsomely “ - Klay Thompson , Inside the NBA 2018

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"We compete for championships, year in, year out"

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u/YoungJebediah avatar

Rockets 1st Q: This next verse though
2nd: This next verse??
3rd: THESE BARS??
4th: poopity-scoop

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Warriors all game: that instrumental. Apparently.

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That instrumental gives me hope that underneath all the theatrics there's still that vintage Ye

Ye is still one of the Goat producers

Never doubt Kanye's music. He would give you a million reasons not to believe in him but that dude really knows how to put an album together.

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This is the post-game analysis we need.

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A+

Lmao

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I'm not gonna be able to sleep tonight...not because the Warriors won..

But the god damned "lEtS gO rOcKeTs" monotone, loud as shit, off sync ass chant that I had to hear throughout the 4th is now permanently ingrained in my head

I'm also convinced that it was her whistling also loud as shit every time GS shot free throws. And holy shit that scream at the end?! Worse courtside fan than Kevin Hart

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It might not be likely but it's very possible that the same lady sits in the seat again game 2.

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Yeah I'm worried that whenever I close my eyes from now on that's all I'm going to hear

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What in the fuck happened to Eric Gordon?

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On the radio in the bay area they were talking about chinese nicknames for players. Everyone had an X Mamba name since kobe was so big. Eric Gordon was round face mamba for his circular face shape. They even call him Pi mamba. A perfect 3.14

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Krispy Kremes happened

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Nothing like some deep fried kremes

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Body switch with Varejao

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I blame LRMBAM more. He played terribly

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Imagine being the 1st seed and working so hard in the regular season to get home court and then proceed to lose it in 48 mins.

Houston I feel you...

Warriors going the Lebron route. Why try 82 games for home court when you can get it in 48 minutes?

Warriors to Cleveland confirmed

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And they’ll still lose to GSW

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How funny would it be if LeBron joins the Warriors

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The NBA becomes the Globetrotters

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I’m a Rockets fan but that be hilarious

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LeBron drive and kick, except instead of Hill, Hood, Smith bricking shots, it's Curry, Klay, and KD

LeBron would literally get 20 assists per game.

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You either let Lebron score every drive or cover all the shooters.

Lose/Lose.

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u/Prodigy195 avatar

It's like watching Vegeta train so hard but knowing that Goku is the main character and will always be the one to win in the end.

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Tfw you unlock super blue just before goku masters Ultra Instinct and makes you look like shit

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You know the official name is Evolved! Super Saiyan God Super Saiyan Blue Evolved

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2 tru 😕 he gets deep in Bulma's guts tho.

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u/dva8918 avatar

When he was training in space and blowing up astroids, that was badass

“I wanna...I wanna be a Super Saiyan! I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna!!!” -The legendary Vegeta

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smh my boy Vegeta deserves better

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this must be why the Raptors kept saying they felt like the Rockets of the East

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"Let's go Rocke--"

"LLEEEeeeeeTTTS GOooooO ROCKEEEeeeeeeTTTS!!!!!"

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The best part is that she was never chanting with the rest of the crowd. Always on the off beat.

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That lady was fuckin annoying..

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I blame that lady for our home crowd issues

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u/NCJake2013 avatar

GOD that was annoying. Like.... Move the mic please

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u/Cheeseish avatar

Like at least say it with the crowd. She was shrieking in silent moments.

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u/Conor27 avatar

fitting that the nba celebrates the day gambling is legalized by having scott foster and tony brothers be the officials for this game

Lmao! My local homer radio station was talking about this this morning

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Rachel Nichols on ESPN: "Houston spent the last year getting ready for this moment...ripped up their playbook...had guys working this summer on their outside shots...just to reach this moment and finally beat GSW and Durant...and he laughed at them with 7 fadeaway jumpers in the second half."

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No one is prepared for the Warriors. At this point I'd be cool if 12 all-stars took a pay cut and joined forces on another team for a year.

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THE HOUSTON ROCKETS, CLEVELAND CAVALIERS, AND BOSTON CELTICS HAVE BEEN ELIMINATED FROM CHAMPIONSHIP CONTENTION

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r/NBA: "Finally, a competitive series against the Warriors!"

Third quarter Warriors:

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r/nba two offseasons ago: "This isn't even fun, obviously the Warriors are just going to dominate. What's the point?"

warriors fans: "WOW WHAT A WEAK ATTITUDE. Anything can happen!"

warriors proceed to destroy everyone

r/nba last offseason: "This isn't even fun, obviously the Warriors are just going to dominate. What's the point?"

warriors fans: "WOW WHAT A WEAK ATTITUDE. Anything can happen!"

warriors proceed to destroy everyone

Totally looking forward to having this conversation again in a month.

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Melo might opt out and form a superteam. Stay Positive!

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The rest of the NBA played themselves

If OKC just 4-1'd them this wouldn't have happened

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Or if they didn't trade Harden

I was having a good night

3 words. Twenty eight million

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u/IDlOT avatar

Lebron should go to the warriors so they can scrimmage themselves for the Finals

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u/Familyguy35 avatar

Draft lottery tomorrow, draft is June 21st, award show on June 25th and free agency starts July 1st. Was a fun season.

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See ya next year

More like 3-5 years

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It's times like these where I have to ask "Why the fuck did KD have to join a 73 win team?"

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It turns out having two former MVPs, a consistent DPOY candidate, and one of the most explosive spot up shooters of all time on one team is pretty good. Who woulda thought.

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The time to ask that question is always

okay yeah fair I just get especially salty around this time of year because all year people are like things will b different this year Rockets are awesome and it's true the Rockets are awesome but the Warriors are broken. Rockets would wreck whoever comes out of the East but they won't even get to do that because I don't think the Warriors are losing more than 2 games the rest of the playoffs.

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You nailed it. It really feels like people are in denial when they try say that the Warriors may actually lose. Are the Rockets the best competition these Warriors have faced? Sure. But that still doesn't matter when you're the GOAT team

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u/thenextwhiskeybar avatar

James Harden loves to dribble. Clint Capella has long arms. Kevin Durant is tall.

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astute observation

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Didn't realize how much the rockets run iso.

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Was actually miserable to watch. Those shot clock violations where harden and cp3 dribble for 20 seconds and then try to do something were disgusting.

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r/nba at the beginning of the game: This is gonna be an amazing series!

r/nba now: Fucking KD ruined the league. Fuck the Warriors.

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I think a lot of people were just hoping for an element of competitiveness and uncertainty that makes the nba exciting and fun to watch. When the 2nd best team in the league gets beat by double digits at home all that hope and optimism turns into anger.

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Lol Rockets fans booing Klay after his TNT interview

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The east is doomed lol

u/TeBenny avatar

Lmao so is the west

David West will be fine

Jerry West seems in good health

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It will be a quick and painless series

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The league is doomed. No chance for anyone else and it kinda sucks

Just gotta build a super team even more stacked than the Warriors.

Build battles, Roster Fortnite.

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It is honestly ridiculous how broken KD makes the Warriors. 37 points...

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The last time Golden State lost a series, they were up 3-1 and then Harrison Barnes went 5/3/0.7/0.7/0.7 on .153/.200/.500 shooting splits over the last 3 games of the series.

They're legitimately unbeatable in a 7 game series with Durant.

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Wow, I knew HB was struggling then, but dang

I kept saying if he'd just hit ONE of those open 3's, the Cavs were toast

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Harrison Barnes ruined the NBA.

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Kinda crazy that it's not hyperbole to say that at all.

HB hits literally just one of those and the Cavs dont win the chip.

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I've never seen Harry B's splits written out like that... I love the guy... But Jesus.

kinda impressive he stacked those 0.7s

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u/sock_puppet_strings avatar

But did you know despite averaging this statline, Harrison Barnes never had a game where he put up .7 .7 .7

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u/kash96 avatar

Yeah I knew he had a terrible final 3 games but... yikes

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u/Ask_Me_If_I_Suck avatar

He isn't even flashy. Just hits his shots, plays defense. He has been such a consistent force for Warrios

Yeah that's what a 9 loss team from the year before needed, consistency

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u/no_nerves avatar

I thought this game was in Houston???

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u/AmnestyTHAT avatar

Klay took 15 3 point attempts. Dude doesn't give a fuck.

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Anyone hear the guy yelling “Steph Curry’s a role player”? LOL

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Reminds me of the Tom Brady is a system QB crowd

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Warriors need to sign Westbrook if we're going to have any chance this series

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Lmao

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u/AtWorkAndOnReddit avatar

Klay was saucing tonight

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Hold this L while I kiss the sphincter

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u/IncaseAce avatar

I can’t hate the warriors fully because I love Klay

He's the center of a lot of memes.

Chocolate milk, weed, toaster, gold, etc.

I love him

Don’t forget China

And 6 pt foulout.

Too many to count lmao

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Curry with 18/8/6/2 on over 50% shooting. And thats a bad night

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And by Defensive Liability, we mean a guy who will at least give his all on defense and has good instincts, just doesn't have the body to be a top defender in the league. He's above average at his position on D, just happens to be on the court with All NBA level defenders.

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As well as being switched onto two of the best offensive guards in the game in this series.

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Curry always gets to guard the other teams best player. And that's cause that player is trying to avoid any and all of Curry's teammates.

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How are you even supposed to beat this team lol

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Watching a D’Antoni team get their defense picked apart by a team with great ball movement gave me PTSD flashbacks

Now this puts a smile on my face.

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Draymond wasn't lying when he said they don't give a damn about no 1 seed

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Call me petty but I love watching 2 ex OKC superstars battle it out in the conference finals. Shit makes my dick hard.

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You need a Supersonics flair

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Box score really masks how awful CP3 was tonight.

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GG Warriors. I think we can still get at least 1 but the better team definitely won tonight.

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Ahhhh...nothing like a playoff game to reignite the Warrior hate

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I just wanted someone to T-Bag dunk the woman Rockets fan yelling "LET'SSSSSS. GO. ROCKETSSSSS" behind the announcers' table

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I just wanted someone to T-Bag dunk the woman Rockets fan yelling "LET'SSSSSS. GO. ROCKETSSSSS" behind the announcers' table

Sounded like she was trying to say it while getting t bag dunked.

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It be close, until it don't. story of playing Golden State

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u/IDlOT avatar

Now imagine this team, but with Steph playing too

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Steph really didn't play that bad.. 18 points, 8 assists, 6 reb, 1 TO, 8/15 fg.

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Steph played below average for Steph.

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This game is one example of how fucking good Steph really is. I don't really remember him taking a three, because I think he felt out it wasn't that kind of game. He knows when it's someone else's night, and makes it happen. Still had over 50% shooting and made plenty of sweet layups.

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Steph played good. People just act like if he’s not scoring he’s doing nothing

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He never stopped fighting even though he was getting abused all game on Defense. I was so happy when he got that steal

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G R A V I T Y

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Is working against meeeeeeeeee

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Also he took the Rockets out in the 4th. He made like all the Warriors points in the last 3 minutes.

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I mean this in the most honest and earnest way possible: Klay Thompson has his priorities in order. It's truly refreshing.

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Yeah Klay has been on the warriors since the start. It would be stupid to watch your team grow into this and then leave for 5-10m more a year

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KD can win with these cats

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KD was a supernova. Didn't matter who was guarding him, he was making shots forwards, backwards, and sideways.

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KD played normally

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Slim Reaper at it agin

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I would like to congratulate the Golden State Warriors on their 2018 championship. Someone please voodoo Stern's corpse weekend at Bernie's style to fix this shit.

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r/nba before the game: This is going to be a great and thrilling WCF series

r/nba after the game: Fuck the Warriors

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Must be nice to have 2 All-Stars on the floor at all times.

The Warriors third option on offense is one of the best shooters of all time. The third option.

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It's great that when one MVP/hall of famer has an off game, you can just pass the ball to the other MVP/hall of famer

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and then to the real mvp* andre iguadala

*finals edition

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Goddamn Klay is exciting to watch when he gets hot. His run in the second half was awesome

Being from Houston, I’ll never forget the day the storm came. You turn on the TV, and the meteorologist says there’s a disturbance by the coast, you think nothing of it, it’s Houston you’ve lived through these before, almost always a false alarm.

But then it’s not, suddenly you’re on the couch and feel a drop hit your neck. You look outside, there’s a bit of drizzle coming down on the arid yard, you close the window, you think nothing of it.

Fast forward an hour, now there’s heavy rain, the rain is pooling up on the street, the sewers can hold it, the rain is getting stronger.

20 minutes later, you’re concerned, the pool is overflowing, the winds are blowing the water sideways, you step outside, you’re not sure how the water is falling. It’s like Forrest Gump in Nam where the water falls upwards, and downwards and sidewards and Squidwards.

Suddenly, you hear a noise, water rushes under your front door. Aw fuck get the towels, but it’s no use.

Now you know you’re fucked, your wife wades through the ankle high water and says you need to evacuate. You’re stubborn, you say it’ll retreat.

Five minutes later, you get up for another beer and the water hits your belly button.

Five more and it’s at your nipples. Your kid is swimming around the living room and the dog is on top of the fridge.

Fine you relent, you force open the door and swim up the street. You stop, and knock at the door of Joel Osteen’s Church, but it’s locked.

You wait out the storm on a concrete slab outside his church until the storm passes, watching the city drown.

You probably think I’m speaking about Hurricane Harvey last year, but I was out of town on business that week.

Klay Thompson’s jumper was just that wet tonight.

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Art

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u/fizzygswag avatar

A friendly reminder to everyone that the Warriors will probably win the next 3 titles :)

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As I posted after game 4 between the Pelicans and Warriors, Durant is an unfair advantage that no team can gameplan for.

It is truly unfair what an advantage Durant provide for the Warriors.

Back in 2015 and 2016, you knew that if Curry or Thompson were struggling that you could slow down Golden State and have an opporunity to win the game.

The Cavs in the 2015 and 2016 Finals as well as the Thunders in the WCF provided a solid blueprint in neutralizing the Warriors' offense.

However, these days, it doesn't matter if Curry or Thompson are not playing well. Durant had the ability to easily get you 40 points a game and keep the Warriors afloat by himself.

You might win a game just by outplaying the Warriors but over a 7 game series, Durant is just too big of an advantage for the other teams to counter.

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The main problem is the Thunder’s blueprint for beating the Warriors was KD.

u/kirukiru avatar

the last infinity stone

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u/redblade13 avatar

KD is fucking Aomine. Scores buckets as needed at a ridiculous efficiency. Just makes tough fades no one can guard and gets to the rim easy.

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u/MAKExITxBLEED avatar

Anyone else notice how there were pretty much no wide open corner 3's for Houston? Ariza and Tucker usually get like 5 of those a game. Awesome job baiting Harden into jumping into the air to pass and then flying back to the passing lanes. The one corner shot they tried late got blocked by Draymond.

ISO ball against a locked in GS defense is not going to cut it.

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