whenever i smell wasabi peas i think 'brine shrimp' and feel kind of uneasy, but i still enjoy eating them.
one time i heated up v8 and pretended it was soup. it was good.
my dad and i used to go to diners when i was little and i'd always get a new york strip steak, because of the word 'strip.' i thought i was being 'bad' because it contained a word that was also in 'strip clubs,' like, probably strippers ate a lot of strip steak.
a former roommate of mine liked to dip pork rinds in hummus.
i once caught another former roommate of mine eating clorox. she was really embarrassed about it, but told me she always eats a little bit of it when she uses it, because she likes the smell. i thought it was cute/endearing.
i've been eating oatmeal that 'expired' in august '09, seems okay though.
from october 2003 - january 2004 i probably consumed the most calories per day in my entire life. i was really depressed. mostly i ate chicken strips/fries from this place in philadelphia across from my apartment, then when i moved back to maryland i think i had mcdonald's/wendy's 3-4 times a week. gained 30 pounds (then lost it).
i have 4 different kinds of mustard in my refrigerator.
i bought dulse awhile ago and i'm afraid of it.
i drank coconut water once and it reminded me of semen.
cilantro is my favorite herb/spice. it makes me nervous to chew mint or other leafy herbs. it feels dangerous.
i have licked chocolate syrup off of a penis.
a few nights ago, i was very drunk and started eating this olive hummus with 'pretzel crisps.' as i ate, i watched the last 10 minutes of 'the other boelyn girl' on hbo or something. i keep trying to eat the hummus/chips again but every time i eat one, i have a mental picture of natalie portman looking sad before her head gets cut off, which doesn't really bother me, but it's not what usually happens when i eat hummus/chips, so i feel kind of disoriented.
i've eaten an entire jar of pickles in one sitting.
i used to eat ketchup packets from fast food places. i still do sometimes. like, suck on them, gradually.
kind of can't believe sprite is a soda, like, how is that a successful soda? it seems so much less 'hard' than cola or fruit flavored sodas. i like it, though.
i probably consume, on average, anywhere from 800-1400 calories per day.
if i had to have sex with any food, penis-shaped things aside, it would probably be rice noodles. like, with no sauce. the texture is kind of 'sexy,' i think.