You may replace Taylor and Jake with PR Stunt

Connor and Harry with Dianna Agron

Calvin and Tom with Karlie Kloss

… there you go, Taylor Swift’s actual love life.

Originally posted by vh1

“If you’ve got a girlfriend, I’m jealous of her”

- This is Taylor saying she would be jealous if Karlie had a girlfriend

“But if you’re single, that’s worse”

- why would it be worse than Karlie having a girlfriend? Oh yea, because Karlie having a girlfriend confirms she’s into girls. Being single confirms nothing about her sexuality.

Just sayin’, Taylor is a lyrical genius. She knows what she’s implying.

Originally posted by swiftiekyle

Originally posted by monstertatunali

I need to listen to reputation over and over again to confirm this in my head and my heart.

Originally posted by iwishihadametalheart

I know a lot want Kaylor to be real, and perhaps they are, but could we not be so nasty to Joe? I mean, to criticize him for his looks or him as a person - it isn’t necessary.

If he really is Taylor’s beard, they could actually be friends.

From the taymoji pack:

And… From Karlie’s “Good Vibes” playlist on Spotify:

Coincidence? Maybe.

VERSE 1:

1. I see this verse as more of a conversation than anything else. Try to imagine both Tay and Karlie singing the lines to each other

Karlie: Dive bar on the east side, where you at?
Taylor: Phone lights up my nightstand in the black
Karlie: Come here, you can meet me in the back
Taylor: Dark jeans and your Nikes, look at you
Karlie: Oh damn, never seen that color blue
Taylor: Just think of the fun things we could do

Does that make more sense now? Wait, it’s about to become more interesting…

2. Understand the context of the lyrics

Karlie: Dive bar on the east side, where you at?

- Imagine Karlie calling Taylor up, asking her where she is because Karlie is in a “dive bar on the East Side” (It probably wasn’t a dive bar and she probably had a bodyguard with her too, but hey… art)

Taylor: Phone lights up my nightstand in the black

- … and Taylor picks up the phone, or answers her text, whatever…

Karlie: Come here, you can meet me in the back

- “Hey Tay, let’s meet up” says Karlie “Meet me in the back, there’s the paparazzi in the front”- Again, remember, this is a secret relationship, and celebrities typically go through back entrances (no pun intended i swear) to avoid being recognized or photographed

Taylor: Dark jeans and your Nikes, look at you

- We all know Karlie had a partnership with Nike, she’s now with Adidas, but it doesn’t change the fact that she loves her shoes.

Karlie: Oh damn, never seen that color blue

- Yes, we love Taylor’s blue eyes too Karlie. We know your pain.

Taylor: Just think of the fun things we could do

- I’ll leave that to your imagination.

… and they could be right.

Edit: I removed the previous photo of Austin’s post because a reliable source said it could have been a charter, and I don’t want to give you false information. Nevertheless, I uploaded another photo of Taylor’s plane, which bear circular windows too. Enjoy!

First of all, I’m not saying that Karlie has never been on a private jet or that she doesn’t have the means to fly private. I’m just saying that based on her posts online, she seems to fly a lot on commercial (First or business, of course). Exhibits A, B and C:

Exactly. Now please take note of the shapes of the windows.

I’m sure most of you follow Karlie’s instastories, and perhaps some of you saw the instastory of hers on the way to Park City, Utah (it’s gone now). The one she took from a plane window. Exhibit D:

She posted this. Take note of the more circular shape of the window.

Now, look at Exhibits E and F

Edit: I removed the previous photo of Austin’s post because a reliable source said it could have been a charter, and I don’t want to give you false information. Nevertheless, here’s another photo of Taylor’s plane, which bear circular windows too. Enjoy!

Paparazzi photo of Taylor swift exiting her plane. Take note of the plane’s windows.

Look, this sounds like tinhatting - Sure, HOWEVER, that doesn’t deter from the possibility Taylor allowed her possible girlfriend of 4 years to use her plane. Like a good girlfriend. After all, last week she was in Big Sur and NOT London… What is truth anymore?

Originally posted by gypsyastronaut

You guys need to move on, seriously.