Here's the understatement of the century: Donald Trump is a man who doesn't shy away from controversy. But the amount of despicable disdain he feels for any and all Muslims is no match for the affection he has for a certain woman in his life. And, no, we're not talking about his wife—we mean his daughter, Ivanka. Sure, father-daughter relationships can be great, but last night on The Daily Show, host Trevor Noah illuminated that, through the years, Trump has spoken about his daughter—who admittedly is a beautiful woman—in straight-up creepy ways.
"She has the best body," Trump said in 2003 on The Howard Stern Show. Though that seems borderline gross, it's not outright barf-worthy. But Trevor didn't stop there. He noted that in 2006 on The View, Trump stated, "She does have a very nice figure. I've said that perhaps if Ivanka weren't my daughter, I'd be dating her." Dude. Donald. Chill. He also told Rolling Stone earlier this year that "If I weren't married, and, ya know, her father..." C’mon, man! Cut it out!
But nothing was worse than when Donald told Wendy Williams in 2013 that the thing he had most in common with his daughter is sex. Daughter or not, how does one consider "sex" the thing they have most in common with another person? Ew, man, ew.
Check out the full clip below, and try your best to unlearn this information. (Spoiler alert: You can't.)