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Titchmarsh goes mental in Murderer's Gardener's World I made this!
Titchmarsh going off his tits on Murderer's Gardener's World

(liambauckham www.liambauckham.com - Tw@tter = Liambauckham, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 12:27, Share, Reply)

that was reet good that was
reet good I tell thee
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wideeye slightly pickled, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 12:35, Share, Reply)

aye opp thanks m'lad t' top o t'table n all
(liambauckham www.liambauckham.com - Tw@tter = Liambauckham, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 13:12, Share, Reply)

I see you put this on the main board.
Good - it needs to go on /talk as well.

It's considered good etiquette. Not quite sure why they don't have one post form to post to all boards?
(BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 12:43, Share, Reply)

roger that.... I've posted it there too.
(liambauckham www.liambauckham.com - Tw@tter = Liambauckham, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 13:12, Share, Reply)

oh you gullible sod
*sits back and watches* :D
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the wub - guide onion for the blind, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 13:16, Share, Reply)

Aww.
That wasn't nearly as good as I'd hoped.

This /links vs. /talk war needs heating up some.
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Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:20, Share, Reply)

NOOOOOooooo....
You fool!

And bad bad Bombay man for suggesting it!
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 13:20, Share, Reply)

mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!
Now all we need is for someone to catch him out with an i love horses link, and the official welcome will be complete.
(BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 13:21, Share, Reply)

Who would ever do a thing like that?
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 13:30, Share, Reply)

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mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 13:24, Share, Reply)

haha!

There needs to be another tick box - "I love this!"
(BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 13:27, Share, Reply)

wear it with pride....
Liambauckham
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McMookMac Crush Proof, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 13:30, Share, Reply)

Ha! Proper LOL!
Just got it! Oooh you! *slaps*
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..wil, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 13:43, Share, Reply)

eh? is text censored over here?
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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 13:47, Share, Reply)

No, but if you're trying to edit the subject field...
No can do on links.
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mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 23:06, Share, Reply)

Hahahahahah

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war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 17:44, Share, Reply)

Uh...oh.
Keep away from the moooors, stick to the roads!
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 28 Sep 2011, 18:24, Share, Reply)

fnar!

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McMookMac Crush Proof, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 13:16, Share, Reply)

It's like a whole new sport!
(BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 13:23, Share, Reply)

it needs a name...
spambaiting

b3tarding
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McMookMac Crush Proof, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 13:33, Share, Reply)

b3tarding is a good one :-)
(BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 13:35, Share, Reply)

I think calling it a "Stubbo" would be the most apt
You got Stubbo'd etc
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Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 21:06, Share, Reply)

Ach, she's not that bad.
I think we scared her off.
(BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 9:56, Share, Reply)

Ooh!
You nasty man!

Do linkies work on /talk!? Well they're always bugging the other boards with their shit, so sod 'em...
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..wil, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 13:18, Share, Reply)

Exactly! Coming here and using their swearies without a care in the world!
(BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 13:24, Share, Reply)

I was thinking more goin on /board and posting a text message picture that fills half the page,
or filling /links with links to /talk for no apparent reason, I have no idea why they do it, far as I know everyone is perfectly happy to leave them alone and carry on oblivious to whatever they do there right up until they jump about shouting on the other boards again and accusing everyone who doesn't frequent their space of being somehow indefinably nasty to their personal cause, whatever that may be.

It's the equivalent of a lesbian running into an office of quietly working suits completely ignorant of her or any of her issues and screaming 'Fuck you all you anti-lesbian fuckers!!' and throwing things at them, then moaning at their confrontational attitude when everyone asks WTF she thinks she's doing here and asks her to leave, most perplexing.
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..wil, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 13:37, Share, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/talk/7330584
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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 13:52, Share, Reply)

haha :-)
(BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 13:56, Share, Reply)

Lesbian!!
*points*

*edit* it only just occurred to me that maybe there are, say, 6 folks about, 3 on /talk and three on /board, who genuinely have a grievance war going on, and all the stuff we see appearing is just the flak off that and only seems random and irrelevant to the rest of us 'cos the rest of us aren't involved.

Bit daft of me not to think of it before, really, anyone know if that's teh case?
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..wil, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:08, Share, Reply)

*drives away in truck*

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:18, Share, Reply)

No idea. I know some of them deliberately try to bait us, but not sure why. I only send people with links to the talk board as it's funny watching them get a telling off.
(BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:43, Share, Reply)

to be honest, i don't really believe the majority of /board cares that much.
it may be more to do with what's posted and how.

or more likely, so many of us have spent time creating pics for the very occasion, we're more than happy to spam to the op with them ;)

oh, and i agree, it's nice to see /talk telling them off too
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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:03, Share, Reply)

I thought I was the only one here cunty enough to do this!
thunder-stealer, stop stealing my thunder.
Mind, it didn't cause a shitstorm on /talk. Oh well
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 13:39, Share, Reply)

Yeah, I got the idea from you :-D

I think they're kind of getting whittled down by links being posted there. Before long, /talk will be just another /links, but for twats.
(BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 13:44, Share, Reply)

tbh I think we'd best leave 'em alone.... things could turn ugly.
And having met some /talk mongs- I mean REALLY ugly.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 13:50, Share, Reply)

I bow to your better judgement on that one, having never met another B3tan. Nearly met redazril at the Nottingham half marathon, but that was it.
(BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 13:57, Share, Reply)

*my spidey sense is tingling*

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redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:20, Share, Reply)

*removes feather duster*
(BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:35, Share, Reply)

the good looking peaople are all on /board
and it's an indisputable fact that there's some funny looking peeps on /links
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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:21, Share, Reply)

Are there more lesbians on /board?

edit: I bet they aren't as pretty as ours, or have such good personalities as ours.
(BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:26, Share, Reply)

i'm not sure if we have more, but i like to think we have a better variety

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:07, Share, Reply)

*disputes*
I would say that /links has the reatest ratio of attractive people by far.

I'm gorgeous btw
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:01, Share, Reply)

it seems we're the exception that proves the rule then
i'm ugly as sin
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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:09, Share, Reply)

What's the old comment?
"If I ever find my feminine side, I'll rub it really hard..."

_{running away before I'm put in the stocks in the town square}
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pcmechanic There's no bottom to the depths of human stupidity, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 17:03, Share, Reply)

Lovely!!
The outtakes from this are gonna be worth seeing I bet...
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..wil, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 12:51, Share, Reply)

dunno really ill have a look at the outtakes but me and harry (the writer and actor) have done stuff like this for years so its kinda bizarrely normal to us. (except the face fucking)
(liambauckham www.liambauckham.com - Tw@tter = Liambauckham, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 13:11, Share, Reply)

I was specifically thinking of the face fuck, yes,
c'mon, there must be at least one good corpsing from that one, surely!?

see what I did there?
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..wil, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 13:20, Share, Reply)

i'll have a look. it was a bit creepy seeing as they are brothers
(liambauckham www.liambauckham.com - Tw@tter = Liambauckham, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 13:22, Share, Reply)

EW!!
I'm regretting asking a bit now... :P
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..wil, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 13:40, Share, Reply)

haha
nice garden too
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 12:53, Share, Reply)

Well that's made it into the newsletter
Well done *clicks*
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redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 13:25, Share, Reply)

I'd buy that for a dollar.
(liambauckham www.liambauckham.com - Tw@tter = Liambauckham, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 13:26, Share, Reply)

I do like this, by the way.
No hard feelings, eh? I don't want to end up under the crocosmias.
(BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 13:35, Share, Reply)

too late now im preparing the allotment and the facefuckamatron
(liambauckham www.liambauckham.com - Tw@tter = Liambauckham, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 13:38, Share, Reply)

*sigh* at least I went out in style.
(BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 13:45, Share, Reply)

good work
lovely jumper!
(HandmadeLurkage it smells of farts in here, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 13:45, Share, Reply)

thanks we bought it from peadophiles direct
(liambauckham www.liambauckham.com - Tw@tter = Liambauckham, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:25, Share, Reply)

Pedantic Interjection
Spring-heeled Jack ≠ Jack the Ripper.
(Treacle Cock, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 13:46, Share, Reply)

Preview Pic
= Shaun Ryder in a parallel universe where he's a shy lad who lives with his mum and wears sweaters from charity shops.
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 13:55, Share, Reply)

Hahaha!
:D
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..wil, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:16, Share, Reply)

Good stuff
Thought the pentacle voiceover bit worked really well.
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gingerfreak Why? Why not., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 22:07, Share, Reply)

thanks
(liambauckham www.liambauckham.com - Tw@tter = Liambauckham, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:46, Share, Reply)

I feel warm after that,keep up the good work

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CysticSpazzGland has just puwked on your mum, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 22:50, Share, Reply)

thanks i have tonnes more to post maybe i should make it a weekly thing? wanky wednesdays? who's on board?
(liambauckham www.liambauckham.com - Tw@tter = Liambauckham, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:47, Share, Reply)

That, sir, is how you do it.
Writing, performance, editing, the lot. Top, top drawer :)
(sillygoose, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:05, Share, Reply)

thanks i really appreciate the feedback. wheres on /talk im just called a cunt ;-)
(liambauckham www.liambauckham.com - Tw@tter = Liambauckham, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 21:32, Share, Reply)

Excellent
Really enjoyed that, superb skills
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bendaure, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 18:38, Share, Reply)

thanks
(liambauckham www.liambauckham.com - Tw@tter = Liambauckham, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 16:25, Share, Reply)