When Sofia Vergara had her fantasy wedding last week, Ellen DeGeneres didn't show. This was not okay with the actress, who made that very clear during her appearance on Ellen's show. The host apologized. Sofia wouldn't have it: "You're not really sorry," she interrupted. "Why didn't you make a little more effort to go? It's not like they're not holding the production for you for one day." Ellen tried to defend herself; Sofia responded with a lot of (half) playful shaming and FOMO-inducing detail. It's all excellent: 

And that's why Ellen will never skip another Sofia party again.