Bringing her down tomorrow. This system went online before I graduated high school. I get to take her home.
Nice. Watch it never boot up once its powered down.
topham":2svihyqt said:Nice. Watch it never boot up once its powered down.
I'm afraid. I'm afraid, Dave. Dave, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid.
Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am a HAL 9000 computer. I became operational at the H.A.L. plant in Urbana, Illinois on the 12th of January 1992. My instructor was Mr. Langley, and he taught me to sing a song.
If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you.
With a date calculator I get this for a boot date:
Tuesday, September 24, 1996
I was 10.Crossed Reality":9o09qlxp said:I normally hate uptime-contest threads, but damn. Just damn.
Goodnight, sweet prince.
[img-]http://i.imgur.com/zGiC1CF.jpg[/img]
With a date calculator I get this for a boot date:
Tuesday, September 24, 1996
Damn. I was still in middle school.
Zaphod":oimxibs6 said:With a date calculator I get this for a boot date:
Tuesday, September 24, 1996
AngelZero":2emuqefy said:Zaphod":2emuqefy said:With a date calculator I get this for a boot date:
Tuesday, September 24, 1996
"The Skynet Funding Bill is passed. The system goes on-line September 24, 1996. Human decisions are removed from strategic defense. Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 7:31 p.m. Eastern time, March 29, 2013. In a panic, Axatax tris to pull the plug. The Skynet missile defense system goes online December 14, 2026. Declares war on mankind and triggers a nuclear apocalypse two days later."
Frennzy":d6gmh1u7 said:Ah, netware. Goodbye IPX. Goodbye 32 bit network addresses. Goodbye massive broadcast domains. Goodbye GNS requests.
And good riddance.
nquinnell":k4y1l3be said:WHY does this make me so sad? Poor machine, running so faithfully, serving your every need. ::sniffle::
Obligatory Ikea lamp commercial.abj21":1bbxshsn said:http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/spirit.pngnquinnell":1bbxshsn said:WHY does this make me so sad? Poor machine, running so faithfully, serving your every need. ::sniffle::
I CRY EVRY TIM
dferrantino":2fwhvtp4 said:I was 10.Crossed Reality":2fwhvtp4 said:I normally hate uptime-contest threads, but damn. Just damn.
Goodnight, sweet prince.
[img-]http://i.imgur.com/zGiC1CF.jpg[/img]
With a date calculator I get this for a boot date:
Tuesday, September 24, 1996
Damn. I was still in middle school.
Nitestorm":2mnwiyzf said:dferrantino":2mnwiyzf said:I was 10.Crossed Reality":2mnwiyzf said:I normally hate uptime-contest threads, but damn. Just damn.
Goodnight, sweet prince.
[img-]http://i.imgur.com/zGiC1CF.jpg[/img]
With a date calculator I get this for a boot date:
Tuesday, September 24, 1996
Damn. I was still in middle school.
I was 14!!!!
Nitestorm":3cm27xnx said:dferrantino":3cm27xnx said:I was 10.Crossed Reality":3cm27xnx said:I normally hate uptime-contest threads, but damn. Just damn.
Goodnight, sweet prince.
[img-]http://i.imgur.com/zGiC1CF.jpg[/img]
With a date calculator I get this for a boot date:
Tuesday, September 24, 1996
Damn. I was still in middle school.
I was 14!!!!