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Cornetto Wars Trilogy Trading Card: RETURN OF THE KING.

Gary King has returned to the planet of his youth to rally his friends to complete a quest left unfinished twenty years earlier: the notorious Kessel Run, a galactic cantina crawl.

It begins with an inaugural tankard in
The Wretched Hive, then on to
The Millennium Falcon,
The Nerf Herder,
The Sabered Hands,
The Twisted & Evil,
The Trusty Droid,
The Nien Sisters,
The Slave Princess,
Manny Bothan’s Pies & Pints,
The Swinging Ewoks, and
Old Admiral Ack's for a measure of the same.
All before the last bittersweet yubnub in that most fateful terminus,
The Death Star.

Drink up, let’s Boo-Boo!