Something Google Doesn’t Want You to See

googleA Lego artwork by Sean Kenney, commissioned by Google, at the Internet company’s Chelsea offices.

So, City Room can do our version of bloggy investigative reporting, too.

Google loves Lego. After all, Larry Page built a printer out of Lego blocks when he was a student. Google honored Lego’s 50th birthday with its own illustrated Google Lego logo (which an inspired fan turned into a real Google Lego logo).

Google’s New York offices even commissioned a Lego artist, Sean Kenney, to do a piece that seemed simple from afar, but more complex as you got close. And Google’s first disk drives (before the turn of the millennium) were all modded out with the colorful building blocks; the cases that were sold at the time were really expensive. (Interesting fact: Back then, Google was too cheap to buy real Lego blocks; they were actually generic Costco building blocks, but they were Lego-like in spirit.)

So it’s no wonder, perhaps, that the Chelsea offices of Google — which we have visited several times and where the cafeterias serve free lunches — have a whole area devoted to elaborately constructed works made of Lego blocks. Impressed, this City Room reporter wanted to write an article about them.

googleA replica of the Chelsea building where Google’s New York offices are housed. Enlarge this image.

We thought it wouldn’t be a problem. Google officials discourage photography in their offices, but they had been eager enough to brag about their Chelsea space in The Times’s dead-tree editions in the past. And some lower-quality photos of the Google Lego creations already were already out on the Internet.

First we sent a polite request through a friend to Google’s local P.R. office, and were “ix-nayed,” as the friend informed us.

Hmm. Odd. But then this City Room reporter bumped into Employee No. 3 (yes, as in the first person hired after Larry and Sergey) and asked him to put in a request to the P.R. department again. Perhaps a request from on high, could gets things moving. The person who answered his request initially seemed very nice, but then we got an e-mail message back:

We get many requests from the media for photographs of various locations in our office, including the Lego area. Unfortunately, aren’t able to say yes to all of them.

Ouch! Disappointed but not deterred, City Room has stealthily waited for high-quality photos of the Google creations to come our way.

googleLego portraits of Google founders Larry Page and Sergey Brin, as well as computer scientist Brian Kernighan, at the Chelsea office. Enlarge this image.

And we finally obtained some images of the most elaborate Lego art, including portraits of Larry Page, Sergey Brin and Brian Kernighan. (If you have to ask who Brian Kernighan is, you are not meant to be a Google engineer.) We also obtained an image of the Lego representation of the Chelsea office building in which Google’s New York offices are housed.

The building was actually constructed by an engineer named Mike Epstein (who was not our source for the photos). It took him a few late nights, with help from some co-workers.

The Google logo by Sean Kenney, pictured above (and not to be confused with other Google Lego logos), was installed in April 2007 and is made up of 5,300 Lego pieces of more unusual nature than the square blocks.

(To be safe, we didn’t have any of these pictures e-mailed to any of our Gmail accounts. You never know who is watching you.)

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“To be safe, we didn’t have any of these pictures e-mailed to any of our Gmail accounts. You never know who is watching you.”

Having gotten Google’s attention already they know everything about you already down to your sexual fantasies which can be inferred from the dead tree and electonic media you access.

Hands up! Who is starting to get a little freaked out by the amount of information google is collecting about you?

David in Brooklyn May 19, 2008 · 11:33 am

Easy there, Mr. M.D. Spell check. Grammar check. Logic check.

It sends chills when you write, “To be safe, we didn’t have any of these pictures e-mailed to any of our Gmail accounts. You never know who is watching you.”

Americans out of the U.S. are naturally quite dependent on Google for info and research. It’s one thing, being in the U.S. and reading that. It takes on another level when you’re outside the U.S. and trying to make sure (the country) (yourself) (people you know) feel safe and secure.

Ouch indeed!

Carole
//www.Americans-Away-From-Home.com

The backlash against Google is coming. The company has morphed from information provider to information filter — anything ‘unapproved’ is left out of Google search results. And now the NY Times must use stealth just to get a few pictures?

Ooh, ooh, me! I’m freaked out. I actually signed up with Google just to be able to turn off the function where they store my search history.

Cool story…. But who is Brian Kernighan?

err.. no, seriously, this story seems to be more about your reportorial trials and tribulations (along with a very cool picture), rather then any particular news at google. Do you at least have a conjecture as to why google didn’t let you photograph the artwork (and can you get a higher res version? i wanna see it closer!)? From their letter to you it sounds like they think you are just some punk kid….

Also, If you are worried about all the information Google is collecting about you, you could check out Global Web Security’s MailCloak encryption program, which will encrypt your gmail. //www.gwebs.com/mailcloak.html

PS. Is your middle name really ‘8’? Thats pretty cool, but maybe thats why they didnt let you in?

Aren’t the Google Twins a bit old (and perhaps a tad too wealthy) to have a Lego fetish? Perhaps this is how this is how they fufill the eccentricity requirement of the uber-rich. Maybe further investigation by City Room will reveal the vault where the crown jewels of Google are kept: Sergey’s childhood collection of Malibu Barbies (and a Ken) and Larry’s trove of Star Wars action figures. Too funny.

“The backlash is coming.” “Who is starting to get a little freaked out about the amount of information google is collecting about you?”

Wake up, people.

only goes to show, not all information is actually online, on the web!!

I grew up on Legoes (before the Internet was around) and have always loved them. Now that I’m older and don’t play with legoes anymore (although I do still have them) and the Internet is huge, Google has replaced legoes as my hobby. But it is nice to see the two reunited in a strange combination of my childhood and adulthood!

Those Lego bricks all have cameras in them.

Sorry, Jennifer.

Jeremy Horne, Ph.D. May 19, 2008 · 12:48 pm

Consider for thought:

A) The backbone of an organization’s (including both private and public) integrity is its intelligence apparatus (information gathering, analysis, and application).

B) In corporativist states (where the means of production are privately owned but where policy making is shared by private corporations and the government), it can be expected that the intelligence apparatus in both the corporate and government domains also will be shared. (While corporate control is held by stockholders, keep in mind that the bulk of ownership is in the hands of few individuals, 5% ownership being enough for a controlling interest.) So much for democracy in industrialized states.

While you sheeple have been oblivious to how all those tubes on the internets know what you’re looking for, gooooooooogles have been listening to EVERYTHING!

That’s right. The backbone of any organization is its spy apparatus. Which is why the only way to win the war on terror is by letting Google read your e-mail.

Tis true, according to some in the group, //www.geocities.com/engineer_brunch , they have referenced Lego “art” in the Chelsea offices, but they have also cited other employers that endorsed spying techniques as part of the corporate culture (elsewhere). Google is not the only one..

“Hands up! Who is starting to get a little freaked out by the amount of information google is collecting about you?”

“— Posted by Chris”

i don’t think anyone is. why do u ask?

I refuse to have Google anywhere near my computer. In fact, I’m getting a little paranoid now that by typing its name I have somehow joined the collective.

Resistance is futile.

Wow, you really back-handed google in your last paragraph. Were you in a snit because they didn’t give you and the NYT immediate access? Don’t take it personally, it took the New Yorker one month for one of their writers to gain access to the Google “campus” in Silicon Valley.

dePaul Consiglio May 19, 2008 · 5:01 pm

Sometime ago a wise man that called himself my grandfather,Morray Birnmbaum as he actually was, warned me never to be anywhere I didn’t want to be seen,say nothing that I didn’t want anyone to hear and write down anything that I didn’t want anyone to read. To this day I still use my own name because of his advice and admonition. The reason being that he also advised me “don’t beleive everything you see and only half of what you hear.
Truly a man beyond his years of 101.

Thanks grandpa.

dePaul Consiglio
aka “Vince” to granpa Birnbaum

Perhaps Google, the ruthless multinational corporation with the cute name, can help track down some real terrorists. But then what would be the point of that.

Google is the virtual equivalent of The Hotel California: you can check out anytime you like, but you can never leave.

…and they’ll sell you out to any foreign government for prosecution to protect their profits…

I do not understand all of your paranoia about Google collecting info on any of us. I have not heard any one mention all of the info about us in the files of CIA, FBI, DEA, VA, SSA, ALL military organizations, National Guard, State police, city police departments, sheriffs, and on and on throughout our unseen police state we live in. Don’t you all feel silly now?

Aww for heavens sake! Just delete your cookies once in a while and drop your DHCP lease on your cable modem now & then. They can’t track everything if you don’t make it easy. Oh, don’t install their free plug-ins if it worries you.