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This is a link post How to meet European men at a dance club.
What say you, European men?
(TheSnark oh, c'mon, like you didn't see me coming, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 11:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've been doing it wrong apparently

(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 11:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post I worried for her when she stopped holding on to things

(Skiffle eh? who? what?, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 11:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post ha ha ha Yes
I was thinking the same :D
 (I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 11:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^^This^^ also

(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Fri 22 Oct 2010, 17:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post I did and so did my wife
Also, I am proof of the pudding as my wife is a septic and she had me at the comb-through
 (CADmonkey rollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 22:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I'd put some antiseptic on that wife of yours before she goes off...
 (I helped save b3ta! normix, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 22:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post septic
as in tank
 (CADmonkey rollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 18:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post To be honest
It'd probably work. That dancing makes you look a little bit drunk and fairly available.

What more does a European man want?
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 11:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post rabid
desperation?
 (I helped save b3ta! null and void, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 13:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hmm...
...a working knowledge of existentialism, fine wines and cigars, a classic deportment with exquisite etiquette and *massive* hooters.
 (I helped save b3ta! A!. touching Shatner's Bassoon., Tue 19 Oct 2010, 13:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post I really don't know what to say
but this series is amazing
 (Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 11:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've watched them all.
Now I am very wise indeed.

Edit: I now have 7 European men! Wow!
 (TheSnark oh, c'mon, like you didn't see me coming, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 11:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post ...and dance like
a tool?

has it helped you net any European men in Dance clubs?
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 11:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post No.
I just do that in the streets. HOT.
 (TheSnark oh, c'mon, like you didn't see me coming, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 11:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've just noticed the
'How to Meet European Men at the Running of the Bulls' video.

Wow. she's really covered off just about every imaginable possibility for meeting European Men.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 11:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Her trousers are translucent in that video.

(TheSnark oh, c'mon, like you didn't see me coming, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha
that's a wonderful video. especially the clothing advice that shows your respect for the Spanish culture :D

Oh, and this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=6eizw1SbtAQ
 (Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ha!
Jesus... I think I'm going to have to watch the whole series now.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Collect another 3
and you get a free fake crystal wine decanter and glasses,
 (I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 11:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Err.
I think her book can be distilled down to "act like a complete slut"...


Also, would.
 (UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 11:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm lost for words.

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 11:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's pretty much my response.
And I'm one of those Yurpean men she keeps going on about.
 (I helped save b3ta! sanityclause is waiting until, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post I say
If you walked up to me in a club and did those moves in front of me, especially that bit where you throw your head down and then up, tossing your hair around, I'd laugh my fucking arse off, take you down to the local late night pharmacy and buy you a bottle of timotei.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7bakst2ask

If you want a european man, walk straight up to him and get your baps out. It'll work every time. You could make 100 videos about that successful technique, in every diffeent situation. I'd watch every single one of them. Alright? Good, now put your knickers on and go and make the tea, there's a good girl.
 (I helped save b3ta! emergency_pants Today I smell of... tea tree, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:14, , Reply)
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1) Be slightly attractive
2) Go up to a bloke you like
3) Offer boobs and smoochings
4) Repeat if necessary
5) Don't be a scary robot lady (optional)
 (Cap'n, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post 6)?????
7) Profit
 (I helped save b3ta! boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 18:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post When 'her friend' goes to Europe!

(I helped save b3ta! MartinH, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 13:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Would
If you stick a bag over her head
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 13:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post And a "shut up" down her throat

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 19 Oct 2010, 19:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post keep off
my European man pizzaz!
 (I helped save b3ta! follymoff is listening to windmill and mice based songs, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post massive horse head

(I helped save b3ta! mookay immune to icons since, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 1:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post wow, I'm a European man
Does this mean I'm going to get to grab republican boob?
 (Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 9:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post HOW TO MEET EUROPEAN MEN.
"Go to Europe, there are fucking millions of them."
 (LeeRatbag, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 17:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post "I wish she were here to show you..."
"but we didn't have the money to bail her out of jail."
 (DetWingsGirl, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 17:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Furthermore...
...why does she have to hang on to things in every shot of the vid? Is she too pissed to stand up unaided?
 (LeeRatbag, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 17:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Erhh,,,
First step: Stop looking like a horse in a dress.

Yours truly
European man.
 (eikind, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 18:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Then again...
an anagram of her name is "A Technical Hooker Hone".
 (eikind, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 19:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Everyone should take lessons on body language...
from someone who looks awkward and rehearsed
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 0:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post No wonder...
No wonder I didn't get kissed whilst in Paris. I guess I'll have to go back and thrash my head around, comb my fingers through my hair,wiggle those hips, and hang onto every solid concrete object! Hahaha I love it, CLICK!!!!
 (ButacuP As yoooo wish!!, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 4:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post An Englishman's Guide to Meeting American Women.
1. Go to America.
2. Say anything.
3. Drown in women who "just love your accent".
 (I helped save b3ta! flake has nothing against your right leg, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 14:01, , Reply)