1. Because in Taylor's New York, you don't need to prove to anyone that you have a belly button. They are gross anyway.
2. Because in Taylor's New York you can wear heels, and not give a shit that grates exist.
3. Because in Taylor's New York you can be chic with an umbrella...
4. ...AND USE THAT UMBRELLA MORE THAN ONCE.
5. Because in Taylor's New York you can float-walk in the middle of the street while everyone else smells each other's armpits on sidewalks.
6. Because in Taylor's New York, she can step on a crack without worrying about her mom's back.
7. Because in Taylor's New York you can wave at people and be happy.
8. Because in Taylor's New York your cat probably has its own MetroCard.
9. Because in Taylor's New York you can walk around listening to music with headphones on and pretend you are in a music video and then you can remember that you've actually been the star of like 100 music videos.
10. Because in Taylor's New York your friends are models.
11. Because in Taylor's New York, you cross where you want to cross.
12. Because in Taylor's New York this is what you look like after you leave the gym:
13. Because in Taylor's New York, the cobblestone is your bitch.
14. Because in Taylor's New York someone holds a door open for you because your arm is busy holding your purse.
15. Because in Taylor's New York you can sit in a gazebo, and everyone loves a good gazebo.
16. Because in Taylor Swift's New York, people take pictures with their iPads.
17. And because in Taylor's New york, even dogs are jealous of you.
